The Ghostly Groom: Malhaven Mysteries Book 3

Reporter Jim Malhaven is riding on top of the world. June is busting out all over, and he’s about to marry the love of his life. He has no idea everything will come crashing down when he’s called out to investigate the news of a woman found dead in the local movie theater. 

Now he’s been arrested by Joey Flanagan, his best and oldest friend, and on a charge of Murder in the First, no less. Will it be up to his new bride to save the day?

This is Book Three in the Malhaven Mystery Series, light noir novels with a cozy mystery feel and a touch of the paranormal that pay loving tribute to the wise guy detectives of the 40s and 50s.

(Content warning: child endangerment, child loss, drug use, racism, anti-Semitism)

Publication date: December 2, 2021

257 pages, 69,000 words

Excerpt:

Prologue

I can’t say as I expected to spend my wedding day in a jail cell, accused of offing my new wife’s first husband. But then again, given all the weird happenings I’d experienced, maybe I shouldn’t have been so surprised when my old pal Joey Flanagan pulled out a set of handcuffs and hauled me away from the altar and my bride just after we said, “I do.”

For someone who’s gotten used to tangling with ghosts from the past, it was still a doozy of a pill to swallow, being charged with killing Lukasz Jankowski when we’d all thought he was long dead and resting at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean. It was the look on his widow’s face that really hit me in the heart though. Victoria Jankowski is the woman I love with all my jaded soul. I’ll never forget how her joy turned to horror all in a second as I was dragged off.

Whether she was horrified for me or of me, I couldn’t say and didn’t have time to ask. Flanagan don’t fool around when he’s on the job, and he wasn’t about to give a break even to his best friend, not on such a charge as Murder in the First. He and a couple of his boys hustled me away plenty quick.

Now I’m cooped up at the precinct house, sat in an eight-by-eight concrete box, with a not-too-fragrant drunk sleeping it off on one side of me and an annoyingly chatty petty thief on the other, with no end in sight. At least it gives me plenty of time to think back on how it all came to this.

 Chapter One

It wasn’t so long ago I was groaning and moaning from an aching back as I pulled the last few weeds from a flowerbed around my humble abode. Just like in the song, June was busting out all over Wynter’s Hill Cemetery. I’d taken up gardening as a hobby since I’d moved into the caretaker’s cottage on the grounds when Victoria relocated to the big house. It kept me out of trouble and helped Victoria out now she was busy learning the ropes of being heir to the Wynter family fortune.

Victoria was gonna make a beautiful June bride. We’d decided to get hitched back in March just before Eastertime, but it had taken a while for Victoria to convince her aunt, one Livinia Cressley née Wynter, to agree to the plot. Liv held the purse strings, and while Victoria would’ve walked away from the money without a second thought, I didn't want to break up what little family she had left.

Liv’s no fan of Jim Malhaven, and in a way, I can’t say I blame her. A rough-edged, two-bit reporter with the local paper with a scar across half his face that makes him look like an extra in a gangster B-movie and who rarely has two bills in his pocket to rub together ain’t prime marriage material. But Victoria saw something in me, and I was grateful she did. I couldn’t imagine being in a world without her ever since we’d first met when I was investigating a haunting at the cemetery she called home the previous fall.

That’s right. We’d known each other less than a year and were already planning on getting hitched, but we’d clicked almost from the start once we got a few misunderstandings out of the way. I’d come close to having my head aerated by a bullet twice since then. Leaves you with the notion we don’t always got all the time left we think we do, so we decided to get a move on once Victoria persuaded Liv she meant business.

Victoria had been a widow for over six years, ever since her husband had gone down with his Navy ship in November of ‘44. She’d given birth to a daughter only a few days after getting the visit from the Western Union telegram delivery boy everyone dreaded in those days. Her daughter didn’t survive more than a few months herself, leaving Victoria all alone and likely to remain so until yours truly happened along. From all reports, Lukasz had been a good man and I had no intention of replacing him in her heart, just squeezing in there beside the husband and child she’d always mourn.

No one was more surprised than me when Victoria took a shine to such a palooka as myself, except maybe my friend Joey Flanagan. While I turned to reporting after the war, Joey became a cop on the beat until he got promoted to detective. He never tired of pretending amazement I had “landed such a good-looking dish,” as he liked to put it, until I threatened to punch him if he didn’t stop talking that way about a lady.

He’s not wrong though. With her honey-blonde hair and stormy blue eyes, Victoria turns heads wherever she goes, but it’s her calm warmth, her open nature that get me. It may sound funny coming from a six-foot-four brute, but I feel safe when I’m around her. Both the war and some unfortunate violence since then that gave me two bum legs and the scar down my face had left me feeling unsettled and unsure of myself. Meeting Victoria was like coming into safe harbor after some hard years adrift and alone.

We’d had some strange adventures together since we met, but somehow, we always got through them. I thought we’d have smooth sailing ahead, but I guess I should’ve known Jim Malhaven and untroubled waters ain’t exactly on speaking terms.

On that particular day, however, I was feeling on top of the world except for my aching back. Things only looked up when Victoria brought me out a cool glass of lemonade from the big house where she lived with her aunt and uncle-in-law.

“Sure hits the spot,” I said to her, smacking my lips in satisfaction as we sat side by side on the bench in front of my cottage.

“Seems the least I can do given you won’t accept a salary for all your hard work.”

“Living rent-free so close to the light of my life and the loveliest lady I know is more than enough payment for me.”

“You do say the sweetest things, darling. Will it feel strange moving into the main house once we’re married?”

“It has crossed my mind we might be more comfortable here.” I waved the fedora I’d pulled down from my head to cool off at the small but cozy caretaker’s cottage. “We’d have more privacy anyhow.”

“I know, but it would throw Aunt Livinia into a tizzy. Don’t worry. Our suite of rooms is all the way on the other side of the house from Livinia and Mr. Cressley—or Cornelius, I should say. Even though he’s my uncle by marriage now, I find it hard to get into the habit.”

“Yeah, he’s kind of a formal guy. Don’t seem right to get too familiar with him. I guess I can get used to living up there,” I said, looking at the big mansion on the hill that the Wynter family called home, “though it’ll be the fanciest joint I ever stayed at. Besides, you probably have a lot of memories from your time in the cottage with Lukasz that you wouldn’t want to spoil.”

“I don’t know. I lived here so much longer without him than with him. It is bittersweet to think back on the short time we had together, but let’s look to the future,” she said, snuggling close under my outstretched arm. She fit there perfect, and we’d spent many an hour together on that self-same bench in just that position. I wondered if we’d come down and sit there after we got married, or if maybe Victoria was planning on getting a new tenant for the cottage.

She must’ve read my mind. “I was thinking we’d look for a caretaker after the wedding. Goodness knows we can afford one, and you don’t need to be breaking your back out here at your advanced age.”

“Ha! I only got a few years on you, so watch that teasing. Gotta admit though, my bum legs don’t appreciate all the bending and kneeling some days, but I like to stay busy, you know.”

“I know. Things have been rather slow at the paper, haven’t they? It’s been weeks since Mr. Quigsby assigned you a story.”

“I checked in with Morty the other day to see if he’d forgotten about me, but it’s just the summertime slump. When it gets hot, everyone takes a break from crime and other newsworthy shenanigans. Ain’t even been any good ghost sightings,” I joked.

“Let’s keep it that way. I know you like to pretend you’re a skeptic, but I’ve had quite enough of unexplained goings-on, thank you very much!”

I had to agree with Victoria there. Back in the spring, I’d had a mysterious conversation with a teenage boy dressed up as an angel only to find out he’d passed away prior. I’d never believed in spiritual stuff before, but it was hard to explain away what happened to me as anything other than a ghostly visitation, like that guy Scrooge gets in the old Christmas tale. Only I hadn’t learned much of a lesson from it other than there are some awful evil and cruel people in the world, and that was a lesson I’d been taught long ago.

“That reminds me,” Victoria said. “I got a letter from Mrs. Hasselwhite. She wanted to let us know Lily was doing much better and even sent a picture.”

She drew a snapshot out from her pocket of a smiling girl with long blonde braids, holding the leash of a tiny terrier dog that was looking up at her worshipfully. Lily was the little sister of the aforementioned angel. Victoria and I had thought briefly we might adopt her for our own before finding out her mother was alive and helping reunite the two.

“She seems pretty happy, don’t she?” I said. “Looks as though she got a pet to take Archie’s place.”

“Speak of the Devil.” Victoria laughed, as our resident black cat jumped up on the bench beside us. He’d lost a leg during some of the brouhaha with Lily, but it didn’t seem to bother him none once it healed up. Though I did catch him sniffing where it used to be from time to time like he was puzzled about what went with it.

“Must have heard his name.” I stroked the animal’s sleek fur as he thrummed in satisfaction. “What you got there, buddy boy?”

Archie spit out an unusual looking feather, mottled white and black. I picked it up with trepidation. “Not more feathers. We’ve had enough of that.”

“Agreed!” Victoria said, grabbing the feather and throwing it over her shoulder. “After all our excitement, I think we can appreciate a nice boring summer day, can’t we?”

No sooner said than we heard the hum and scrape of a motorbike coming up the gravel driveway. The bike ground to a halt in front of us. The rider pulled off a beat-up leather helmet and pair of driving goggles to reveal none other than old Maudie Adams, a fellow reporter at the Crier.

“Put it in gear, Malhaven,” she yelled. “We got a big story breaking. Murder, and the boss wants you on it!”

So much for a boring summer day.